1ce =once 2 =to 26y4u =too sexy for you 2day =today 2mor =tomorrow 2moro =tomorrow 2morrow =tomorrow 2mor? =tomorrow? 2moro? =tomorrow? 2morrow? =tomorrow? 2nite =tonight 3sum =threesome 4 =for 911 =emergency - call me add =address afaik =as far as i know agreemt =agreement any1 =anyone arent =are not aka =also known as aka, =also known as, aka: =also known as: asap =as soon as possible atb =all the best atb! =all the best! ayor =at your own risk b =be b/c =because b4 =before b4n =bye for now b4n! =bye for now! bf =boyfriend bf? =boyfriend? bfn =bye for now bbl =be back later bcoz =because bcnu =be seeing you b'day =birthday bday =birthday b'day! =birthday! bday! =birthday! b'day? =birthday? bday? =birthday? bhl8 =be home late bil =boss is listening brb =be right back btdt =been there done that btw =by the way btw, =by the way, bout =about buzz off= buzz off c =see cant =can not cid =consider it done cid! =consider it done! cmi =call me coz =because ctr =center cu =see you cu @ =see you around cub l8r =call you back later cud =could cudnt =could not cul =see you later cu l8tr =see you later cul8tr =see you later cuz =because cyr bos =call your boss cyr bro =call your brother cyr h =call your husband cyr ma =call your mother cyr ofis= call your office cyr pa =call your father cyr sis =call your sister cyr wf =call your wife d =the de =the da =the doin =doing don =doing doin? =doing? don? =doing? duno =don't know dunno =don't know duno, =don't know, dunno, =don't know, doesnt =does not dpt =department dpt. =department dpts =departments dpts. =departments dylm =do you like me dylm? =do you like me? ez =easy every1 =everyone f2f =face to face f2t =free to talk fotflol =falling on the floor, laughing out loud fyi =for your information fyi, =for your information, gal =get a life gal! =get a life! gd =good gd! =good! gf =girlfriend gf? =girlfriend? gr8 =great grt =great gr8! =great! grt! =great! gt =got gtg =got to go gudluk =good luck gudluk! =good luck! h8 =hate hak =hugs and kisses hand =have a nice day hav =have havent =have not havnt =have not hes =he is hot4u =hot for you how r u =how are you how r u? =how are you? hp =handphone ic =i see ill =i will iluvu =i love you im2gud4u =i'm too good for you imho =in my humble opinion imnsho =in my not so humble opinion imtng =in meeting iyq =i like you ive =i have j/k =just kidding jk =just kidding jhb =johannesburg jic =just in case jk =just kdding k =okay kinda =kind of kit =keep in touch kwim =know what i mean l8 =late l8er =later l8r =later landing =l&n ldn =london lol =laughing loud luv =love lv =love lying =lyn m8 =mate mayb =maybe mgmt =management mmfu =my mate fancies you mob =mobile msg =message msia =malaysia mtfbwu =may the force be with you mtg =meeting mth =month myob =mind your own business n =and n case =in case n/a =not applicable ne =any ne1 =anyone nethng =anything nite =night niting =anything no1 =no one nope =no nop =no problem nufn =nothing np =no problem nvm =never mind oic =oh, i see omg =oh, my god paw =parents are watching pcm =please call me pcme =please call me pic =picture pics =pictures planned =pl& pls =please plz =please plz 4gv me =please forgive me 4gv =forgive po$bl =possible ppl =people prl =parents are listening puks =pick up kids r =are rgds =regards ringl8 =running late rtfm =read the flippin' manual ru =are you ru? =are you? cmng =coming ru ok =are you ok? ruok =are you okay? shopping =shopn sit =stay in touch soz =sorry shes =she is shud =should spk =speak some1 =someone stfu =shut the flip up sum1 =someone tel =telephone til =until till =until thanq =thank you thkq =thank you thanq! =thank you! thkq! =thank you! thx =thanks tmb =text me back tonite =tonight tq =thank you tq! =thank you! ttyl =talk to you tx =thanks tx! =thanks! txt bac =text back ttb =text back txt =text tyvm =thank you very much u =you u? =you? ud =you would ur =you are ura* =you are a star ura*! =you are a star! uraqt =you are a cutie uni =university wana =want to wanna =want to w/ =with w/o =without w8 =wait w84m =wait for me wat =what waiting =w8n wan2 =want to wan2tlk =want to talk wan2tlk? =want to talk? wasnt =was not werent =were not wbs =with wel =well wiv =write back soon wknd =weekend wot =what wat =what wot? =what? wat? =what? wots =what is wats =what is whats =what is whos =who is wont =will not wru =where are you wru? =where are you? wu =what's up wu? =what's up? wud =would wud =what are you doing wud? =what are you doing? wygowm =will you go out with me wygowm? =will you go out with me? x =kiss xx =kisses xxx =kisses xlnt =excellent xoxo =hugs and kisses xoxox =hugs and kisses y =why yr =your yrs =yours youre =you are youll =you will yyssw =yeah yeah sure sure whatever & = and AFK = Away from keyboard AFWIW = Anyway, for what it's worth BBL = Be Back Later BD = Birthday BFN = Bye for now [bg] = Big grin BH = Better half BIL = Brother-in-law BRB = Be Right Back BTW = By the way CC = I understand (I copy), also cc CIS = Consumer Information Service CRAFT = Can't remember a friggin' thing CRS = Can't remember shit DD = Darling Daughter DH = Dear hubby, dumb hubby, deaf hubby, dickhead (depends on mood) DS = Darling Son DIL = Daughter In Law DW = Dear wife FAQ = Frequently asked question(s) FIL = Father In Law FWIW = For what it's worth [g] = Grin [G] = Big Grin [gd&h] = Grinning, ducking and hiding [gd&r] = Grinning, ducking & running [ggg] = giggle GSHIWMP = Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants HSIK = How Should I Know IAE(c) = In Any Event (case) IDK = I Don't Know IMCO = In my considered opinion IMHO = In my humble (honest) opinion (the poster is rarely humble) IMNSVHO = In my not so very humble opinion IMO = In my opinion IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion IOW = In Other Words LMAO = Laughing my Ass Off LMAOROTF = Laughing my Ass Off and Rolling on the Floor LMK = Let Me Know LOL = Laughing out loud MIL = Mother-in-law OIC = Oh, I see! OOTB = Out of the box OTL = Out To Lunch OTOH = On the other hand OTTH = On the third hand PIMP = Pee in my pants PITA = Pain in the ass PLMK = Please let me know PTM = Please Tell Me RAK = Random Act of Kindness ROFL = Rolling on floor laughing ROTFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off ROTFLMBOBO = Rolling on the floor laughing my big old butt off RSN = Real soon now RTFM = Read the f'n Manual RTFFAQ = Read the f'n FAQ SDIHTT = Someday I'll Have the Time SHTS = Spit Hitting the Spam SIL = Son-in-law SO = Significant Other TIA = Thanks In Advance TIC = Tongue In Cheek TSR = Terminate and Stay Resident program (also refers to lurkers) TTFN = Ta Ta for now TTYL = Talk to you tomorrow [vbg] = Very big grin [vbeg] = Very big evil grin [vbseg] = Very big shit eating grin WOA = Work of Art WYSIWYG = What you see is what you get YBYSA = You bet your sweet ass